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Patches and printed books.
Two things worth having on a shelf: the set of four embroidered patches for the hat, and a real printed book painted from real days. Everything here is made by us and mailed to your door.
The patch bundle — $28
All four designs in one envelope with iron-on backing: the club hat, Rain & Standing Stones, the Red Phone Box, and Creek Day. Cheaper than buying them one at a time, and you have a patch ready the moment an adventure ends.
Buy the four-patch set — $28The printed books
$39 each, plus shipping. Painted by hand, printed properly, made to be read out loud.
The Adventure Hat
Our first painted book — one real trip, page by page.
Hardcover, 8.5 × 8.5 inches, 32 painted pages.
$39
Buy this book — $39
Finding the Legendary Tribe
The Goof Off Club story, and the rule about keeping them and taking them.
Hardcover, 8.5 × 8.5 inches, 48 painted pages.
$39
Buy this book — $39Add something small
One patch
Pick any single design.
$8
BuyThe adventure hat
Washed canvas, room for every patch.
$34
BuySticker sheet
All four designs, for water bottles.
$6
BuyWatercolor print, 8×10
One painting on heavy paper.
$18
Buy
You order here
Pay on the page. It takes a minute and a receipt lands in your email.
We make it
Patches are sewn in batches. Books are printed one at a time, so give them a little longer.
It comes in the mail
Patches in about two weeks. Books in about three.
Not ready to buy?
Leave your email and we'll tell you when the next book is printed and when new patches are sewn. We send a note now and then, never more.
Anything that arrives wrong or damaged, tell us and we replace it. No argument.