Brought to you by The Goof Off Club
The patch shop.
Every adventure you finish earns a patch. Iron it on the hat, and the hat becomes the record of everywhere your family has been. Eight dollars each, mailed to your door.
The patches
$8 each, plus shipping.
All four patches — $28
The whole set together, iron-on backing, in one envelope. Cheaper than buying them one at a time.
Buy all four — $28Join the club — $12 a month
Every month we mail a brand-new embroidered patch and a postcard painted from wherever the hat is that month. Pause or cancel any time right on this site, and every patch you already paid for stays on the hat.
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Prints ask you for the photo you want painted right on the payment page.
The adventure hat itself
Wide brim, washed canvas, room for every patch you earn.
$34
BuySticker sheet
The hat, the stones, the phone box, the creek.
$6
BuyWatercolor print, 5×7
One painting, printed small for a shelf or a desk.
$12
BuyWatercolor print, 8×10
One painting, printed on heavy cotton paper.
$18
BuyWatercolor print, 11×14
One painting, printed big for the wall.
$32
BuyPrint kit — three paintings
Three 8×10 paintings packed together with a patch.
$49
Buy
How an order works
You pick a patch
Pay right here on the page. It takes a minute and you get a receipt by email.
We sew the batch
Your order lands on our desk with your name and address on it. Patches go out in batches.
It comes in the mail
A flat envelope with your patch and iron-on backing. Two weeks or so, usually less.
Patches are made in small batches by hand, so the first ones can take a couple of weeks. If something arrives wrong, email us and we send another one — no argument.