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One book. One price. No surprises.
Your family's real adventures, painted in watercolor and bound into a book you'll keep on the shelf. Here's exactly what it costs and what you get.
One flat price for a watercolor storybook made from your photos. Shipping is added at checkout — we won't bury it in the sticker price.
- Watercolor paintings made from your real photos
- A true story on every page — the fact, the funny part, the hope
- Your family's adventures only. Nothing invented.
- You approve every page before it prints
Card payment, shipping added at checkout.
Real photos, painted by hand
You send the snapshots from your small trips. We turn them into loose watercolor paintings — the place stays real, the hat becomes the character.
A story only your family could write
Each page holds a true fact, the funny part, and a hope for next time. You read and approve the words before anything prints.
You approve before it's a book
Nothing goes to print until you've seen every painting and said yes. We'd rather be late than wrong.
Honest note: the first printing is small, so books are made in batches and can take a few weeks to arrive. Want just one painting on the wall instead? An 8×10 print is $18.
Three ways to end up with a printed book
Made for you
$39
You send photos and a few words. We paint, lay out, print and ship the finished book. Nothing for you to build.
Buy nowMake it yourself
Free to build
Use the studio, paint your pages, finish, and print it on demand through Amazon. You pay only Amazon's print cost — usually $18 to $28 for a color book.
Start making oneAdd a patch
$8
An embroidered patch for the adventure the book is about. Iron it on the hat when the book comes home.
Buy nowGet the order link first
Leave your name and we'll email you the day books go on sale. First name and email, nothing else, ever.
Fair questions
- Is that really everything? No monthly fee?
- Right. $39 per book. If we ever add extras — extra pages, a second copy, a patch — they'll be clearly priced and always optional.
- What if a painting doesn't look right?
- You'll see every painting before the book prints, and you can ask for a repaint. You're buying a keepsake, not a gamble.
- When can I actually order?
- Soon, and the list hears first. We're finishing the studio so parents can watch their own pages get painted.